Helen, I’d Still Start a Trojan War for You
This morning after getting sucked into the “news” story that the recent Bachelor couple has split — I am fascinated by modern-day arranged marriages and cultural obsessions with heterosexuality and matchmaking, so it’s research — but what broke me from my sleazy revelry was a HuffPo headline: Helen Mirren Topless. There is not a timer in my house fast enough to record how quickly I clicked on the link, even though I suspected it was going to a terrible pun and no nudity would really be there.
I was happily very wrong.
Let me warn you, I’m going to do some (respectful) objectifying here.
Sunday’s New York Magazine has a profile on the acclaimed actress and there are four gorgeous photos of Mirren. Two of them are PG-13 in their reveal, as far as work safety if you are concerned about unannounced visits from the boss, but 100% sexy so shut the door and give yourself a minute to enjoy. She appears to be taking a minute for herself in the pictures, lounging in a clawfoot bathtub, and she may or may not be asking you to join her. I know you think it’s scary to think of typing “helen mirren naked” into a search engine and be faced with pages and pages of terrible photoshop jobs and janky porn sites, I thought it might be best to fawn over them privately here at Fry Butter, scroll down and click through to see the hotness……..
I am so happy to live in a world with Helen Mirren in it. And that she is a performer and therefore willing to make herself known and seen. And that cameras exist to capture said moments for eternity, or at least for a few hours of me to enjoy looking at. I am so happy and grateful that this photographer was born, that they are talented, and healthy and showed up for work that day. I’m pleased that New York Magazine is still in existence, still being published and editors there have the vision to recognize her greatness.
See what your sexiness does to me, Helen Mirren? Suddenly I’m so filled with love and praise for the universe. Hallelujah, and pass the loofah.